Christmas Decorating, News
- Why does Father Christmas have 3 gardens? So he is able to ho ho ho.
- What is Santa’s cat called? Santa Claws.
- Which artist do the elves listen to in the off season? Elvish Presley.
- What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye deer.
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince spy!
- What goes “OH OH OH”? Santa walking backwards!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
- What happened to the guy who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days!
- What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
- Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles
- Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no body to go with.
- What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A Pineapple
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
- What are the best Christmas sweaters made from? Fleece Navidad!
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
- Where do snowmen go dancing? A Snowball