Christmas Decorating, News
- What do cats call an aquarium?
A sushi bar
- Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks
- Where do penguins keep their savings?
In a snow bank
- How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together
- What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker
- What does Santa spend his wages on?
Jingle bills
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
- Where does Santa go when he’s sick?
To the elf centre
- What reindeer has the worst manners?
Rude-olph
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies
- What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle
- What do you call Santa when he becomes a detective?
Santa Clues
- How does a Christmas tree keep its breath fresh?
Orna-mints
- What did the pineapple say to the salad?
Lettuce be friends
- Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
Dancer
- Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Dasher on eBay?
Because they were two deer
- What did the snowman say to the robin?
I have snow idea
- What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps
- Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with
- Where would you find snowmen dancing?
At a snowball
- Who do Santa’s helpers call when they’re ill?
The National Elf Service
- What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
Jungle bells
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
- What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad
- What is Santa’s dogs name?
Santa Paws
- How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger
- How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle
- What do you sing at a Snowman’s party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
- What did the farmer get for Christmas?
A cowculator
